"What can I do to pass the class?"
My usual response: "Let's see what you could have done to pass my class..."
"Is there any extra credit I can do?"
My response: "I don't do extra credit."
And today's kicker question came from a Filipino student, who, after having explained to her that late work will result with a late penalty of ten points, asked me: "How about five points? Come on... It's about the Pinay hook-up..."
I uttered back: "I don't do racial hook-ups."